Insomnia.
For some reason, I'm having difficulty falling asleep this summer. Which is insane, because I'm usually the guy who can fall asleep with noise and lights and an uncomfortable bed. And it's a little ironic, because right before I was home for summer I watched several movies about guys with insomnia. One murdered a man. Another killed someone in a hit-and-run. The other worked the night shift at a grocery store. Hopefully, I can beat the odds.
Well since you already have a solid job throwing and chauffeuring pizzas around, you can check at least one of those off the list of potential outcomes. Leaving....murder and hit and run. Well, guess you have no choice but a life of crime.
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